Schlagwort-Archiv: germany

Son of a nazi faggot! My top 10 hate comments

top ten youtube hater comments

Everyboy who ever uploaded a video on youtube knows no matter what, the haters will appear. Amongst us humans there is some worthless scum roaming this planet, whose sole purpose it is to make other people’s lives miserable by posting shitty hate and insults in the comments section on youtube. These worst people in the world don’t know the saying “if you don’t have anything nice to say, shut up”, but the only thing that helps – apart from ignoring them – is to make fun of them. So here are a few comments I got:

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NEU: “ui. der blog.” ist auch auf Facebook! Hier klicken!

I hope you enjoyed this, it is from my youtube channel “hello, germany!”. So to make my life a little bit more bearable please hop over to there and leave me a nice comment for a change. Thank you.

Why Germans joke about the Dutch

dutch penis size

And welcome to another episode of “hello, germany!”, now did you know that the germans often make jokes about the dutch? I’m wondering why, here’s a hint: Anne Frank has nothing to do with it, but penis size may play a part. Find out now:

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auch schauen: “Allen geht es schlecht!” Motivations Song

This is from my english youtube channel “hello, germany!”

If you have Youtube – or even if you don’t – please check it out, subscribe, leave a comment and tell me what you’d like to see!

And also leave a comment here, tell me: Do you think the Dutch have a larger penis than the Germans?

germans bickering over the best ice cream!

icecream in germany

Time for a new two-part episode of “hello, germany!”. I was going to get some italian ice cream in Cologne, in the best Gelateria, the best ice cream parlour world wide. Germans love italian ice cream, and I bet you have tasted nothing like it. And I brought along crowd pleaser and fan favorite Michael, hee hee. Enjoy:

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Part 1:

Part 2:

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auch schauen: Ein bisschen mehr Frieden: Der Israel / Gaza Song!
also watch: German mentality – what the hell?

Of course this is from the great youtube channel “hello, germany!”, hop over there, take a look, subscribe, if you want to get the videos immediately and leave comments and share the vides, if you like them.

And I’d love you to leave a comment here, too!

Eating ice cream – part 2!

ice cream in germany with michael part 2

click here for part 1

So here it is, the legendary episode of “hello, germany” considering eating ice cream with Michael. Part 2:

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auch schauen: Unnützes Wissen und interessante Fakten!
auch schauen: Das Dreieck Rätsel

Of course this is from the great youtube channel “hello, germany!”, hop over there, take a look, subscribe, if you want to get the videos immediately and leave comments and share the vides, if you like them.

And I’d love you to leave a comment here, too!

Eating Ice Cream in Cologne! (with Michael nevertheless)

icecream in germany with michael part 1

You might not know, but italian ice cream parlours are very big in Germany. You get amazingly good ice cream, way better than anything I’ve tasted in the US or UK or anywhere else, even Italy! My favorite Gelateria is in Cologne, so I went there ona nice day, and I brought along crowd favorite, Michael. Enjoy part one here, and click here for part 2.

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auch lesen: Tanzverbot! Der Gottesstaat NRW
auch lesen: ui. rettet die Welt – Kapitel 17

This video is definitely from my wicked Youtube channel “hello, germany!”, which you can subscribe to here.

Don’t play Frank Sinatra, if you can’t!

noisy german kids sing sinatra

I like kids and I don’t mind them playing, but can you imagine how it is like, living next to a school that decides to have the big break seemingly every day? You’ll be pining for the weekend. So it was weekend, but was it nice and quiet? Noooo… they tried to play “My Way” from Frank Sinatra in an instrumental Piano, Violin and Saxophone version… yuck!

Enjoy the latest “hello, germany!” vid and leave a comment!

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auch schauen: Wesselsky beendet Bahnstreik pünktlicher als die Bahn!
auch schauen: Der Nahostkonflikt erklärt: Deswegen gibt es so viel Gewalt!

This video is definitely from my wicked Youtube channel “hello, germany!”, which you can subscribe to here.

German guy looking for his childhood house in London!

german invades kingston upon thames, london, england

Time for another episode of “hello, germany!” This time follow me around Kingston upon Thames, where I am in search of the house, where I lived as a kid! It’s a wonderfully emotional experience! :-)

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auch schauen: Etwas lasziver bitte! Musik-Impro-Comedy mit Freiwilliger!
auch schauen: Die Revolution beim Spülen!

As you probably know, this is from my english Youtube Channel “hello, germany!”. There’s a new video over there every monday and I only got to posting it here now. So, if you want to have the videos on time, hop on over to Youtube and subscribe the channel. And even better, if you click in the settings of your account in the subscriptions tap, you can chose to get an email whenever I post a new video, as a reminder! Yay!

Now, if you liked the video and enjoyed watching it, give back a little joy to me and write a comment, otherwise I will get angry and you wouldn’t like an angry german.