German mentality – what the hell?

german mentality, a german comedian explains

This is german comedian Manuel Wolff performing in english at the International Comedy Night in Maastricht, talking about the german love for complaints and David Hasselhoff and why the hell they always say “früher war alles besser” – “in the past everything was better.”. Please share the video, if you like it!

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World Peace – How it’s done

how world peace can be achieved

Time for another episode of “hello, germany!” and this time we tackle the seemingly impossible task of achieving world peace. But call me crazy, it can be done and it starts with you!

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Transcript:
People from Earth! Today is World Peace Day! And congratulations, everywhere it’s peaceful! Well no, it isn’t, everywhere there’s a crisis, and wars, so a world peace day sounds a bit cynical, but – don’t give up hope, I’m here to tell you that World Peace can and will be reached!

Now jst to clear up, in Germany September 1st ist “Weltfriedenstag“, the “International day of peace” is September 21st. Oh well, does it matter? Every day is world peace day!

Now I sound like a nutter, but I’m not. Well I might be, but there’s a slight chance that I might not be talking complete bullshit, so you might as well believe me, because… well, World Peace!

It’s actually quite easy. err, It’s actually quite easy to get frustrated, when you look at the situation the world is in, but there’s something you can do and have to do.

Step 1, and this will hopefully calm you, is the realization that you yourself alone probably won’t be able to bring peace to the planet. But that’s good, because it takes a lot of pressure from your shoulders. You yourself will definitely not change much, so it’s totally okay to at least try a little bit, it won’T hurt and it won’t hurt, if you don’t succeed.

Hear me out, step 2 is that you have to realize, that World Peace sounds like an utopia that will never happen, but that’s not true. World Peace is possible and it will happen, yes, it is unavoidable. Now the sad thing is, it won’t happen in your lifetime, it will take thousands of years, possibly even a million, there’s tons of tiny steps necessary, millions of million steps necessary until we are society without wars.

But the good thing is, there are 8 billion people on this earth, so if at least some try to work towards world peace, it will happen sometime. Now you might thing, what’s in it for you, if you won’t ever see it happen? Well, you did something good for future generations! And apart from that, you’ll just feel better. Here’S what you do, and trust me this works:

Start with yourself. When you walk around the street and you see someone passing by, smile at him. We rarely do, but just try it! You know what will happen? The person you are smiling at, will probably smile back. Most of the time! And he will feel better and you will feel better. And together you did a tiny tiny little step towards world wide peace. Yes, it sounds crazy, because there are a trillion times a million more steps needed, but you did something and you made your own life and that of another person better and you should feel great!

Of course there also might be the occasional grumpy bugger that doesn’t smile back, but don’t worry, he will die! Some day, so that’s okay. Or he just had a bad day, but at least you smiled. And you know what? Even if nobody smiles at you, you will still feel better. Try, go to a mirror and look at yourself and smile. There’s nothing that can stop you from feeling better, if you smile. Because that’s what smiling is!

Now if you want to take it a step further, simply do some nice things. Say “thank you” and “please”, hold open a door, leave a nice comment on youtube, anything, may it be as small and worthless as you can imagine, if you do something good, no matter if the person deserves it or not or doesn’t even take notice, it will make the world just a little tiny bit better.

And if it doesn’t, at least it won’t make it worse, so it’s worth a try.

Except, if you’re a lazy grumpy bugger, but then I have news for you: You will die.
Peace!

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German comedian ad libbing on teachers, toilets, trains & Brits!

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Here’s more from Manuel Wolff’s performance at the international comedy night in Heidelberg. Find out what happens, when a mobile phone rings in the audience, why teachers are dumber than their students, a lot of stuff about toilets and trains and toilets on trains and adlibbing about polite british people.

Enjoy:

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More from that performance:

german comedian kills giraffes

german comedian: SEX TOYS, HITLER JOKE reactions

How do you like those? Leave a comment!

german comedian riffing in Heidelberg

riffing on hitler joke reactions and sex toys

Here’s a clip from my performance at the International Comedy Night in Heidelberg. I was headlining the show, unfortunately low attendance, but we all had a great time!

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I’m riffing on teachers, typical german joke reactions (like Hitler and stuff) and then I pull out the toys, that help you cope when you lost your girlfriend. Enjoy the video and see below for more english comedy dates:

For german info and dates, check out my homepage manuelwolff.de

English performances can be caught in Maastricht, Paris and London in May:

May 8th: International Comedy Night in Maastricht
May 9th: New York Comedy Night in Paris
May 11th: Angel Comedy in London
May 12th: Comedy Bin at the Hideaway & Bare Jokes, London
May 13th: Dirty Dicks, London
May 14th: Touching Cloth – Downstairs @ The Water Poet, London

If google can’t help you find info on theses Shows and locations, drop me a comment, and I’ll gladly help you out, so you can see me perform and invite me to a drink.

cheers!

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a german, american, english, belgian comedian walk into a backstage!

Good Morning, Germany – Vlog 18

International gathering of comedians backstage

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what happens, when a german comedian, an american comedian, a british comedian and a belgian comedian share a backstage at an international comedy show in Maastricht, the Netherlands? World War 3, peace or some good old fashioned ironing? Are we trying to be Funny? Is it Humor or Humour? Or do we leave out the good jokes for the stage? Is it going to be hilarious or a mega fail?

Here’s this weeks episode of “Good Morning, Germany!” – Have fun and leave a comment!

Missed last episode? Here it is: Playboy Club – look what I found in the toilet!

Looking forward to your comments, suggestions and of course, complaints!

My Youtube-Channel (please subscribe, even though it is mostly german!)

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wrestler pic by Cameraman Craig under CC-BY-2.0
seats pic by jurvetson under CC-BY-2.0
“Let a smile by your umbrella” pic by Leland Francisco under CC-BY-2.0

Heute kostenlose Umarmungen

Ja, heute ist “International Free Hugs Day”. Kommt schon, partizipiert in random ats of kindness und gebt euren Mitmenschen bekannter und unbekannterweise einfach so ohne Hintergedanken eine Umarmung. Sie haben es verdient.

Mehr Info hier. und hier.

Und das Video (aber Vorsicht, treibt einem Tränen in die AUgen bei so viel Menschlichkeit):