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What do germans think of Brazil?

 

Good Morning, Germany – Vlog 12

What do germans think about brazilians?

Good morning! A viewer, „Edwin Nicolas Asberg“ asked me „What do germans think of brazilians?“, after I answered last week to „What do germans think of Australia?„, so gladly I answer and here it is: Everything you need to know and nothing but the absolute truth. Basically carnival, stereotypes, stereotypes and stereotypes and babes, boobs, butts and bikinis. And somehow I manage to put David Hasselhoff in again.

Looking forward to your comments, suggestions and of course, complaints!

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What do germans think of Australia?

 

Good Morning, Germany – Vlog 10

What do germans think about australians?

Good morning! A viewer, „patrolman13“ asked me „What do germans think of Australia?“, after I answered last week to „What do germans think of Canada?„, so gladly I answer and here it is: Everything you need to know and nothing but the absolute truth. From Arnold Schwarzzenegger to cockroaches, from spiders to beaches, from accents to alcohol. I left out food and beer, how terrible „Foster’s“ tastes and that australians laugh at the world, that they think Foster’s is good australian beer, while they drink something else, but other than that, there’s a lot of impromptu content. Enjoy!

Looking forward to your answer, suggestions and of course, complaints!

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What do germans think of Canada?

 

Good Morning, Germany – Vlog 10

What do Germans think about Canadians?

Good morning! It’s viewer question time, so I answer „tributetoseagulls“ question: „What do Germans think about Canada“ in this weekly vlog. A bit tired, got a cold and am a bit confused, but please appreciate the effort anyway. And to the citizens of the United States of America: Please don’t get angry. You will get your health care sometime. What nationality is David Hasselhoff?

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Missed last weeks episode? Here it is: What language do the people in Germany speak?

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What language do the people in Germany speak?

 

Good Morning, Germany – Vlog episode 9

silly questions about germans

Good morning! It’s so hard to get up in the morning, so being unprepared i just ramble in this videoblog. But after trying to get my brain to function in the morning, I can think of a few silly questions I’ve been asked about germans. Also: My love for the olympic opening ceremony and my disdain for the closing ceremony. Plus, my invitation for sending your question. You could call it begging.

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Missed last weeks episode? Here it is: World Record: Most jokes in a minute!

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Germans Are Idiots – not all of them, just many

 

Good Morning, Germany – Vlog episode 6

Germany, great country, it is full of idiots! Sometimes even assholes! Today we explore why. Well just one little reason why, but let it also be known that not only Germany, but any country in the world is full of idiots. Except of course the United States of America, the greatest nation of them all. Only kidding.

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Missed last weeks episode? Here it is: German jokes – not funny!

The Youtube video I’m talking about in this clip is right here: German Comedian Rocks American Audience.

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German jokes – not funny!

 

Ein Becher Kaffee, frisch gebrüht

Germans don’t have a sense of humor. None at all. That’s the stereotype. So here’s a collection of german jokes. See for yourself.

This was an episode of „Good Morning, Germany!“, which is now replaced by „Hello, Germany!“ (please check out the Youtube channel and leave a subscription :-))

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Germans complain all the time – Good Morning, Germany! (ep. 2)

 

Ein Becher Kaffee, frisch gebrüht

Good Morning! Today I want to complain – because you english guys spell Wednesday Wednesday and not Wendsday, even though it sounds like Wendsday. And it is hard to get up in the morning. See? There, i did it again, we germans complain all the time. We say „Früher war alles besser“, even though it just isn’t true. Everything gets better in the future. As you can see, once a week this videoblog is in english. Enjoy.

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Today’s „Coffee is so cool“: „Coffee is so cool like the referee not counting an obvious goal of the opposing team“ – if you have suggestions, for other comparisons, please post a comment or write an e-mail: mail@uiuiuiuiuiuiui.de

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